1. I'm funny. I write lots of interesting, entertaining, stuff that'll make you laugh!
2. I'm honest. I put all sorts of stuff in my blog that comes straight from my heart. I don't lie (I save that for my anonymous blog. Or wait, maybe that's the other way around...). Anyway, I really don't lie on my blog.
3. I have a cool layout. I might already be grasping at straws with my reasons for you to follow me, but I said I'd have five reasons, so I will, dagnabit! Besides, my blog has 3 columns and that's cool. Plus, I have an awesome background from hotbliggityblog.com.
4. I have cheesy poetry. Probably I'm the only one who really likes it, but that's ok. See? I really need someone as cheesy as I am to read and like my poetry! Said cheesy person should definitely follow me.
5. I have great regular posts. Yeah, it's like blogging on fiber. Same deal every (almost) Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday. First there was Totally Awkward Tuesday, now Sticky Note Tuesday. On Friday I usually have a Free Confession. On Saturday I put in my six words--and then some. Sounds like tons of fun, right?
Well, I'm not sure why those reasons were good ones for you to follow me, but, like I said, I'd give you five reasons why you should follow my blog. Now START FOLLOWING! Oh, and if I haven't convinced you to follow me, then at least make some comments...