Two little black nuggets.
Poop.
On the carpet.
So I decided that Psycho-Dog would not be roaming the house anymore.
That was a couple of days ago. Not being able to roam made Psycho-Dog even more crazy. So I decided to do the right thing today and take her on a walk. Psycho-Dog was supposed to have pooped in the yard before we went out, but she didn't. I, being and irresponsible pet sitter did not take a doody bag with me.
Crazy dog pooped in the neighbor's yard.
I fled.
That's right, I left the scene of the crime. I did not clean up the doggy doo doo. That is my confession. I am an irresponsible dogsitter.